So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
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Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.