Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.