is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.