Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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