Well apparently he's into motor boating.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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