Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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