I want to stick my p in your. b.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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