A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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