seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Randomize
