He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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