i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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