okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We don't watch enough power rangers
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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