i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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