Im at strip club and am horny
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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