I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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