What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
His nipple licking is glorious
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