Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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