I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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