after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
why is half of my head shaved?
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