We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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