mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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