so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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