about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
either way he was missing a nipple.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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