so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
A+ Viking dick
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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