how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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