so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
