just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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