fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
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Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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