Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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