Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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