We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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