shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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