They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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