I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
