They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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