no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
it glows. i had to have it.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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