she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
it was like eating out sand paper
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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