She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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