pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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