that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Randomize
