Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
i now understand why vodka
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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