I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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