how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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