How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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