She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
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We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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