I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
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I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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