would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
