THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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