It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
They have beer where we have blood.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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