he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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