Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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