I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
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I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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