Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just saw a hot homeless man
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
false alarm, still single
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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