I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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