i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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