He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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