Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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