Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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