He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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